"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozini…"

"As one ascends further into the levels of Scientology, new doctrinal points are revealed. A variety of problems affli…"

"Among the material the church has been trying to suppress is what might be called a "genesis myth of Scientology": a …"

"Scientologists believe that most human problems can be traced to lingering spirits of an extraterrestrial people mass…"

"Hubbard kept adding steps, each more costly, for his followers to climb. In the 1960s the guru decreed that humans ar…"

"L Ron wrote that 75 million years ago an intergalactic space alien lord called Xenu kidnapped Thetans to earth, dumpe…"

"I can stop you. I know what you're talking about. I'm familiar with the material. I think what you're getting at is t…"

"Well, John, does that sound silly to you? I mean it's unrecognizable to me."

"John I already answered this.. let us know what you're talking about, it's like loony. It's weird.. makes you look we…"

"Could you believe that 75 million years ago, Xenu froze hundreds of billions of people and dropped them into volcanoe…"