"It'll be our secret. [runs over Pearl's head with the truck's wheels until she crushes Pearl to a pulp, speeds off] D…"

"We don't need Hollywood. These type of pictures turn regular folks into stars. We're gonna do it all ourselves."

"Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. Never let a good woman out of your sight. Never mention her weight. How d…"

"[on his shotgun] Hell, this ain't even loaded. Pointing it and waving it around is usually enough to scare them strai…"

"Everybody likes sex. It's a gas. We're just not afraid to admit it. Queer, straight, black, white - it's all disco."

"Well, you know I'm always game. My American Dream is not unreasonable. I just want a paid-for house with a big ole po…"

"I was dealt a good hand. People spend a lot of money to look at what God gave me. Be a sin not to take care of 'em."

"It's just sex. You can decide who you wanna love, but not who you wanna screw. Attraction's out of our control. It ai…"

"Take it from me, letting outdated traditions control how you live your life will get you nowhere."

"I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne. I deserve nice things. I have cosmopolitan taste."