"I don't cause commotions, I am one."

"[to Glinda] Well, we can't all come and go by bubble!"

"[to Nessarose] There's no place like home."

"[About Dorothy] Takes a dead woman's shoes? Must've been raised in a barn."

"What could he get me? I clash with everything."

"[To Dr. Dillamond] You shouldn't let statements like that bother you. I mean, I always do, but you shouldn't."

"No good deed goes unpunished."

"[To Madame Morrible] I'm the other sister, Elphaba, I'm beautifully tragic."

"[About Galinda] Blonde."

"[Noticing the whole student body is staring at her green tint] What? What are you all looking at? Do I have something…"