"I'm an actor. That's what I do. I'm not a stand-up comic. I do characters. I'm very good. I'll be better. But right n…"

"But I want very much to be accepted as a good actor, and I have to admit this. Just before the first screenings of Th…"

"Actresses can only play women. I'm an actor, I can play anything."

"The name was a fluke. A joke. It started when I was doing A Christmas Carol in San Diego. We'd sit backstage and talk…"

"Most of all, I dislike this idea nowadays that if you're a black person in America, then you must be called African-A…"

"Thanks! Ever since I was a little kid, I wanted this! You don't know...my brother sitting there, he says "Thank God w…"

"Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine."

"I know it wasn't rape-rape. I think it was something else, but I don't believe it was rape-rape."

"For many, many, many years, there were not Jews in Israel. Okay?"

"Well, when I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house. 'Come here…"