"Here’s something odd: there is a cat hovering in the men’s bathroom at the radio station here. He seems perfectly hap…"

"Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."

"The Sheriff’s Secret Police have apparently taken to shouting questions at the Glow Cloud, trying to ascertain what e…"

"The glow cloud does not need to converse with us. It does not feel as we tiny humans feel. It has no need for thought…"

"All hail the mighty glow cloud."

"The glow cloud, meanwhile, has moved on. It is now just a glowing spot in the distance, humming east to destinations …"

"Look, I’ve probably said too much. I can see down the hall that an envelope just came flying out. I pray it’s not ano…"

"Your daily shades of the sky forecast:"

"The City Council has asked me to remind everyone about the new drive to clean up litter. Night Vale is our home. And …"

"But listen: it's probably nothing. If we had to shut down for every mysterious event that at least one death could be…"