"Sir yes sir! Blue cheese for you stat! Have a good day big guy."

"Yes Masta..Right away, Masta..Ain't gonna be no bacon on the salad, Masta...no bacon..oh no no no."

"Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God, I can't wait to quit this job!"

"Fuck you, bitch!"

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven’t I been inside you?"

"Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out."

"You think I want to have kids? Absolutely not. That's why I stick to anal sex."

"Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?"

"Nothing worse than going to the back room for some condiments and ending up staring at a huge, steamy pile of cock. […"

"What happens in the kitchen, ends up on the plate."