"Her sniffling feels like she physically has her tongue in my ear, like an anteater or something. Makes me want to puke and bawl at the same time, go fucken figure. Here's why she's going for gold, let me tell you: it's because now I'm not only in jail, but I might be fucken crazy as well. What a bonanza for her if I'm fucken crazy as well. Then her problem would be that she already spent her best whimpery moves; like, she'd have to shred a tit or something, just to keep up with the Unfolding Tragedy of Her Fucken Life. Out of kindness, I absorb the maximum number of sniffles before speaking."
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Vernon God Little
Vernon God Little is the debut novel by author DBC (Dirty But Clean) Pierre. It was the winner of the Man Booker Prize 2003, Whitbread Best First Novel Award 2003 and Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Award for Comic Writing 2003.
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