"Cameron Dye - Fred Bailey"

"Heidi Holicker - Stacey"

"Michelle Meyrink - Suzi Brent"

"Lee Purcell - Beth Brent"

"Richard Sanders - Driver's Ed Teacher"

"Colleen Camp - Sarah Richman"

"No one is gonna tell me who I can score with! Now I want this chick, she wants me, so fuck it, we're goin' back."

"[to Julie after she dumps him] Well fuck you, for sure, like totally!"

"Man, he's like tripendicular, ya know?"

"Life in the Valley: Hair, clothes... and attitude."