"Skinny Dubois: You know how women lie."

"Strawberry Alice: Just because we let them smelly fools ride us like horses don't mean we gotta let 'em brand us like…"

"[accent changing rapidly from plummy English to Cockney] A plague on you. A plague on the whole stinking lot of ya, w…"

"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any son of a bitch that takes a shot at m…"

"You better bury Ned right! Better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of yo…"

"[to English Bob] You been talking about the queen again? [punches him] On Independence Day?"

"I guess you think I'm kicking you, Bob. But it ain't so. What I'm doing is talking. You hear? I'm talking to all thos…"

"I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense."

"Now Ned, them whores are going to tell different lies than you. And when their lies ain't the same as your lies— Well…"

"[discussing the assassination of President Garfield] If you were to try to assassinate a king, sir, the — how shall I…"