"Our wish is to let this world hear the wails and warcries of a dead man's soul."

"You forget the rules of the competition; Anything I desire is the prize. I won, and I desire the ring! Hand it over."

"It's mine! It's all mine! You cannot handle it, Sweet Tooth! Ahhh, beautiful ring..."

"This place is weirder than Fourth of July at Rick James’ place."

"This place is hotter than Tom Arnold’s sauna pants."

"I’m hungry, damn it!"

"Wow, I always thought Harrison Ford was taller."

"Loved you in The Empire Strikes Back."

"Follow the crazy, multicolor digital map, grasshopper..."

"It’s tail time!"