"Carlson: Why doesn't he divorce her and, you know, take up plural marriage or something with a bunch of teenagers in …"

"Children born with Down Syndrome are not vegetables, nor are their lives demonstrably not worth living."

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"The wonderful thing is we're allowed to say what we think . . . Your stories can be more true, more honest, more dire…"

"I have a lot of trouble writing or doing anything unless the pressure is on . . . If left to my own devices, I'd spen…"

"It's a good thing Al Gore has an unappealing demeanor, or George W. Bush would be in real trouble. Bush delivered a m…"

"Racial solidarity wasn't a working concept in my southern-California hometown. Most people barely had last names, muc…"

"Most of the time you can beat a woman in an argument. But what do you win? Nothing. You get short-term pleasure follo…"

"I think it’s a total nightmare and disaster, and I’m ashamed that I went against my own instincts in supporting [the …"

"Bubba: Cunt."