"My body may be a work in progress, but there's nothing wrong with my soul."

"Shit! I mean, darn! I mean, shit!"

"I'm from the Church of the Potential Father"

"I'm a transsexual - not a transvestite."

"I'm a level 4 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. (A joke, originally made in The Simpsons)"

"Felicity Huffman - Sabrina "Bree" Osbourne (formerly Stanley Schupak)"

"Kevin Zegers - Toby Wilkins"

"Graham Greene - Calvin Many Goats"

"Fionnula Flanagan - Elizabeth Schupak"

"Burt Young - Murray Schupak"