"Wagner: There were printers getting more than journalists! Milne: Yes, I know, but you make it sound as if the natural order has been overthrown. Fish sing in the streets, rivers run uphill, and the printers are getting more than the journalists. Okay β you're worth more than a printer. But look at some of this β "We find the vanishing vicar of Lovers' Leap!" "Sally Smith is a tea lady in a Blackpool engineering works, but it was the way she filled those C-cups which got our cameraman all stirred up!" It's crap. And it's written by grown men earning maybe ten thousand a year. If I was a printer, I'd look at some of the stuff I'm given to print, and I'd ask myself what is supposed to be so special about the people who write it β is that radical enough for you β Dick?"
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Tom Stoppard
Sir Tom Stoppard OM CBE FRSL (born TomΓ‘Ε‘ Straussler; 3 July 1937 β 29 November 2025) was a Czech-born British playwright and screenwriter, knighted in 1997.
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