"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."

"Andrew Wiles gently smiles, Does his thing, and voila! Q.E.D., we agree, And we all shout hurrah! As he confirms what…"

"No one is more dangerous than someone who thinks he has "The Truth". To be an atheist is almost as arrogant as to be …"

"I find enough mystery in mathematics to satisfy my spiritual needs. I think, for example, that pi is mysterious enoug…"

"I would like to state at this time that I am not now and have never been... a member of the Boy Scouts of America. Th…"

"Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, Unless you get a good percentage of her price."

"If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind, And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclin…"

"I always like to make explicit the fact that before I went off not too long ago to fight in the trenches, I was a mat…"

"I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky. In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics…"

"Alas, irreverence has been subsumed by mere grossness, at least in the so-called mass media. What we have now — to qu…"