"When most people think of a professor they think "teacher," and that is true. However, my work entails the two other …"

"I tell my students to hone their communication skills, both oral and written. It's no secret that we engineers and sc…"

"Once my mom told a shop owner I was going to college next year. He laughed and asked if I wanted an "Mrs. degree". Ev…"

"Shatter her beauteous breast ye may; The Spirit of England none can slay! Dash the bomb on the dome of Paul's, — Deem…"

"the farmer takes Jill down the well & all the king's horses & all the king's men can't put that baby together again c…"

"death is where jimi hendrix is, where our revolution ended up."

"There has always been something wrong wif the tesses. The tesses paint a picture of me wif no brain. The tesses paint…"

""I'm tired," I says. She says, "I know you are, but you can't stop now Precious, you gotta push." And I do."

"this country might have been a pio neer land once. but. there ain't no mo indians blowing custer's mind with a differ…"

"As our race has advanced in civilization, owing its progress to a more and more rigid division of labor, with the att…"