"You mean I could have gone home...by clicking my heels three times?"

"When I think of home, I think of a place, where there's love overflowing."

"I wish I was home, I wish I was back with there, with the things I've been knowing."

"You never needed anything from a fake wizard anyway"

"Is today the day you're gonna help me down from here?"

"You can't win child"

"If I only had a brain I would have figured that out a long time ago"

"oh, what I wouldn't give to be in shock...just once."

"The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, my razor sharp wit and my irresistible attraction …"

"I can't see how goin' south 125th street ever made anybody's life better."