"Veronica Cartwright - Felicia Alden"

"Richard Jenkins - Clyde Alden"

"Something wicked this way comes."

"Three beautiful Witches, One lucky Devil"

"Jack Nicholson - Daryl Van Horne"

"Cher - Alexandra Medford"

"Susan Sarandon - Jane Spofford"

"Michelle Pfeiffer - Sukie Ridgemont"

"I see men, sixty, seventy years old breaking their balls to stay fit! What for? When I die, I want to be sick, not he…"

"Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp …"