"Plow the lilies!"

"Drinking alone is as bad as shitting in company."

"I never jest."

"Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself. The witcher will manage."

"Spoken like a true man, at last. Sorry, that was racist. Well said, witcher."

"My favourite type of magic — Lesbomancy."

"Life without old mates and booze is like a woman without a rump."

"History's like a coin that falls out of your pocket: you never know where it's gonna roll."

"Imagine your ancestors, carved in stone. Condemnation, not pride on their bearded faces."

"Looks like he slept in a vat full of booze. And smells like he fell out of a dwarf's arsehole."