"I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody."

"You're the brother I never had. I'm the brother you never had. I would do anything for you, Dickie."

"I really feel happy. As if I had been handed a whole new life."

"I could live Dickie's life for him."

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never mee…"

"[while planning to kill Marge] And that's the irony, Marge. I loved you. You may as well know it, Marge: I loved you.…"

"You know, without the glasses you're not even ugly."

"I could fuck this ice box, I love it so much."

""See Venice and die," is what they say? Or is it Rome?"

"Now you'll find out why Ms. Sherwood shows up for breakfast, Tom. It's not love, it's my coffee machine."