"It's wrong to blame this school, Robert. It ain't the school's fault about Jocko. Shoot, that boy'd been the way he i…"

"Come on. Let's go to college and get some knowledge."

"Listen, Cockroach, if you don't stop following me around and bugging me, I'm gonna stuff your nauseating carcass into…"

"Well, sir, it's got to be one of two things. Either you're lying, in which case there'd be no whiskey in that tube- o…"

"I can't sign that statement. Because there's something in it, that isn't true at all. Sure, Georgie was framed- my ha…"

"Well, it's easy for you to talk, 'cause you're plannin' on leavin' anyhow. How about the rest of us? Me and Rog's got…"

""THE STRANGE ONE" IS A STRANGE ONE! (original print ad - all caps)"

"You'll never forget BEN GAZZARA as the louse, "Jocko""

"The Most Fascinating Louse You Ever Met!"

"Ben Gazzera - Cadet Sgt. Jocko DeParis"