"Lisa: Why do you always wreck the stuff I care about? Big brothers are supposed to be helpful and a little nice. I wi…"

"Lisa: Fine. [Grabs her tiny scissors on the floor] By the power of safety scissors, I hereby sever the sibling bond. …"

"[Bart groans sadly then grunts angrily. He picks up two toy horses and starts making fart sounds like they're farting…"