"She rocks. She rules. She reigns."

"From the director of Pretty Woman and Runaway Bride"

"For every girl who's never dreamed of being a princess"

"Me? A... A princess? Shut... up!!!"

"[to her cat, Fat Louie] You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are."

"You know, most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!"

"Just in case I am not enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!"

"I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade."

"[sitting in her broken-down car, in the rain] Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front s…"

"Tell me, how does my mother, or any person for that matter, go into a parent/teacher conference and come out with a d…"