"Gordon Rollings - Inmate"

"Dudley Sutton - Inspector Mclaren"

"John Clive - Chuck"

"For me, the greater the odds, the greater the shal-ahnje. And, as always, I accept the shal-ahnje."

"Nothing worthwhile is ever easy; that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded."

"Most ingenious. The old closet ploy. I really must congratulate you; if there's one thing I enjoy, it's a good closet…"

"Good evening, commissioner. How are you, how is madame and all the little commissioners?"

"Until we meet again and the case is solv-ed."

"Compared to Clouseau, this doomsday machine is a water pistol!"

"Byron Kane - the US Secretary of State"