"Look, why don't you go out and bust up a keno game. Do something worthwhile for chrissakes, you two bit vice squad, y…"

"I'm dead, Bill. I just want to stay that way for awhile."

"When I agreed to take you back in January I made two suggestions. One was about your drinking. Well, you seem to have…"

"Ladies and gentlemen, you have been invited here today for the official announcement of the inquiry into the death of…"

"Ladies and gentlemen, you've been invited here today for the official announcement of the inquiry into the death of G…"

"Gail: They say a martini is like a woman's breast: one ain't enough and three is too many."

"There is no conspiracy. Just twelve people dead."

"As American as apple pie."

"Warren Beatty - Joseph Frady"

"Paula Prentiss - Lee Carter"