"We got jokes."

"The heavyweight champions of comedy"

"[re: Rae Carruth]: Goddammit, normally when you runnin' from the law, you wanna get a passport... go to Canada... Bra…"

"[re: Titanic]: The band was playin' as the ship went down. What black band YOU know gon' keep playin, with the damn s…"

"[re: The Temptations and soul music vs. rappers and hip hop music] Five Temptations...one mic. Whatever they did, the…"

"[to "Boogie", a hip-hoppish member of the audience, after "Boogie" tells him he attends "computer school" and works i…"

"When you go to church that much when you're a kid, you don't really care for church that much. So what you got to do …"

"You can't fire white folk. You fire white folk, you'd best believe somebody gettin' shot that day. "I'm FIRED? I'll b…"

"Nobody love God like black folks. Black folks love us some God. Jesus was black. If Jesus was black, then you know th…"

""We're going out of town; you're gonna have to stay with Big Mama." "GOD DAMN! I hate that bitch and she hate me!" Ev…"