"READY! SET! LAUGH! Join the fun in a nut-house of terror!"

"The Key to Spooks, Kooks, and Coffin Nooks... where the host with the most turns into a Ghost... and you... die...LAU…"

"Scared stiff? Take a coffin-break!... to steady your nerves...and stifle your laughter!"

"Robert Morley — Roderick Femm"

"Janette Scott — Cecily Femm"

"Joyce Grenfell — Agatha Femm"

"Well, remember me sometimes. I shall always remember you. "Haec olim meminisse iuvabit." I need not translate it for …"

"[dying words] I thought I heard you saying it was a pity... pity I never had any children. But you're wrong. I have. …"

"It must be tremendously interesting to be a schoolmaster, to watch boys grow up and help them along; to see their cha…"

"Ralston: [to Mr. Chips] And when you write that books of yours, remember that in addition to all those boys you taugh…"