"[after subduing a group of terrorists] I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in Am…"

"My name is Sgt. Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad."

"It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, b…"

"Leslie Nielsen as Lt. Frank Drebin"

"Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer"

"Ricardo Montalbán as Vincent Ludwig"

"O. J. Simpson as Det. Nordberg"

"Gennie James - Possum Spalding, Edna's daughter"

"Ray Baker - Sheriff Royce Spalding, Edna's late husband"

"[Moze caught with her silver in hand] You ever try and steal anything from me again, I'll shoot you myself, you under…"