"(about his fishing) At least you've got a hobby that doesn't involve guns."

"Good going dad. You've raised another mummy."

"I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any."

"(seeing the flying dragon) Rick, should I quit drinking?"

"(to Evy about the battle they are in) When I say we've been in worse scrapes than this, I mean this."

"Long ago, a mythic battle of good and evil played out in ancient China. The country was torn by civil war, with many …"

"(to the Emperor, as he and his army are being turned into the Terracotta Army; in Chinese) I cursed you and your army."

"Brendan Fraser - Richard 'Rick' O'Connell"

"John Hannah - Jonathan Carnahan"

"(about the dead soldiers from the Wall) So these are the good undead guys, right?"