"Lauren Bacall - Hannah Morgan"

"George Segall - Henry Fine"

"Mimi Rogers - Claire"

"Pierce Brosnan - Alex"

"Now you spend an extra hour in front of the mirror every morning and every night. And now you'll be the one to walk i…"

"Mother, the only thing you ever taught me about the Sabbath is that Bergdorf's wouldn't be as crowded."

"Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan"

"When my date takes me home and kisses me good night, if I don't hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him."

"What, what? Yes, I have breasts. They cannot, however, be the subject of one of your papers."

"It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table."