"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin!"

"It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!"

"[after being flattened onto the road] Look, Ma, I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!"

"[acting as a balloon salesman to a group of thugs] Step right up here! Don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leather h…"

"This is incredible. With these powers, I could be...A SUPERHERO! I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for …"

"[Arriving at Ripley's Auto Finishing] Hold onto your lugnuts — cause it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!!!"

"Hold on, sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!"

"Sssomebody stop me!"

"Uh-oh...can't make the scene if you don't have the green; I better make a little stop."

"From zero to hero."