"Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman!"

"[while being shot at] Time out! Time out! I got something in my eye, jagoff!"

"Blockbuster... Des Moines."

"Please don't call me by my real name, it destroys the reality I'm trying to create."

"Stay away from that phone! [shoots phone]"

"Are you going to bring me that martini, or do I have to suck it out of the glass from here?"

"Bill Murray - Wallace Ritchie"

"Peter Gallagher - James Ritchie"

"Joanne Whalley - Lori"

"Alfred Molina - Boris "The Butcher" Blavasky"