"You don't understand what happens, do you? They make ten thousand cars, they make them exactly the same way, and one …"

"I may be kidding myself, but I think I can make something out of that sad little bucket of bolts."

"Has everybody gone nuts around here? I can understand how Tennessee feels, he's just in off a flying saucer."

"Up the Irish!"

"[seeing a sabotaged spare wheel] Thorndyke again. He made a pizza outta it!"

"I salute your honesty, my dear, a quality not necessarily to be despised."

"At a time like this, whatever kind of time it is, I always say money serves to ease the pain."

"Sometimes I really don't like myself…"

"[caught in Herbie's cargo compartment] Get me outta here!"

"Without a real car, I'm only half a man."