"Yeah, and here's another piece of advice: Stay away from kids, 'cause their hair is filled with mad lice. There's no such thing as too much Purell. This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell. So don't 1980-force any plugs into sockets, Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it, Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison. And if you think your mailman is a spy, then destroy him."
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"YOLO", written with Rhiannon Bryan, Rhydian Davies, and Needlz
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