"[to an alien] I'm sorry, it was an accident. I didn't mean to step on your, uh, whatever that is."

"Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax."

"[to Grig] Maybe there is a Starfighter left."

"[voice in video game] Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier again…"

"I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy. Centauri is impressed. I've seen 'em come, and I've see…"

"Alex, I want you to know that it was for the greatest good that I brought you back. Of course... it never hurts to be…"

"Up to your old Excalibur tricks again, eh, Centauri? Did it ever occur to you that it is against the law to recruit f…"

"[After the stunned residents of the trailer park see Grig and Alex land the Gunstar] You should be proud of Alex, Mrs…"

"Video Game Attract Mode: Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier aga…"

"There's gotta be a perfectly logical explanation for all this."