"This is going to sound dumb, but, it really works. Whenever you can, throw the word sexy - into a conversation. Its a…"

"Do you think the neurological effects of caffeine are similar to that of cocaine?"

"I could be gay."

"Group social life has its place, but at a certain point other biological factors come into play. Our bodies weren't r…"

"I'm not an addict. I'm a habitual user."

"Yuppie stands for "young upwardly mobile professional". Nightclub flunkie is not a professional category. I wish we w…"

"Do you know that Shakespearean admonition 'To thine own self be true'? It's premised on the idea that 'thine own self…"

"[to Des] I couldn't believe you'd be involved in the kind of things that have been going on here and told them so. I …"

"[About Lady and the Tramp] There is something depressing about it and it's not really about dogs. Except for some sup…"

"Anything I did that was wrong, I apologize for. But anything I did that was not wrong, I don't apologize for."