"[to Rita, about Marilyn Monroe] She wasn't a great actress, but she had a real gift for comedy. She died tragically, …"

"Every King needs a Queen, Rita. I want you to be mine."

"[to Jerry] Jesus, they certainly don't give you very good protection, do they? Look at you here. Who the hell is watc…"

"[on tape] Now, Jerry. Before I begin, I just want to thank you for listening to this material and for the opportunity…"

"This wasn't an easy decision for me, Jerry, believe me. For one thing, I knew it meant we could never be friends agai…"

"A lot of you are probably wondering why Jerry couldn't make it this evening. Well, he's tied up, and I'm the one who …"

"[to Pupkin, about Langford] All of a sudden, with a gun on him, he wants to make up and be friends. And, once he's ou…"

"[to Langford] I've got so much to tell you I just don't know what to begin with. Are you okay? [Langford mumbles, as …"

"Rita Keane: [to Pupkin] You call me up all junior and senior year. Night after night after night, right? And every ti…"

"Official: We are met here in these extraordinary circumstances to join this man and this woman in holy wedlock. But, …"