"Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah. I've never been with anything less than a ni…"

"Lee Majors - Colt Seavers"

"Douglas Barr - Howie "Kid" Munson"

"Heather Thomas - Jody Banks"

"Jo Ann Pflug - Samantha "Big Jack" Jack (1981–1982)"

"Oh, to think that I should sink as low as Bibbentucker. I, who once swindled all of London town. I simply cannot face…"

"Jasper has yet to meet the likes of Marmaduke, the tailor!"

"Oh, Mufti, pray come look at all these lovely creatures in the moat. I adore them all. Why, Mufti, nothing is greater…"

"[cornered by the creatures in the moat; stammering in fear] This better work, or we'll end up as their Halloween dinner."

"With the entire treasury in my pocket, and the princess as my bride, I'll be sure to rule the empire!"