"Yes, it's the flimsy plot device that gets the plot going."

"Try not to think of the poodles."

"During an accident at a performance of "The Drowsy Chaperone" in which the murphy bed containg The Drowsy Chaperone a…"

"We have a bride who’s giving up the stage for love, her debonair bridegroom, a harried producer, jovial gangsters pos…"

"re: actor playing Aldolpho and the Chinese emperor: He was the man of 1,000 accents, all of them offensive."

""So, that was the Drowsy Chaperone. Oh, I love it so much! I-uh-I know it is not a perfect show, the spit-take scene …"

"(sung) 7 overrated wonders"

"But not me: I won’t give in They can lead: but I will never follow Take it all: take all of it you can Have your fill…"

"The days pass you by You’re running in place Tomorrow is wearing Your yesterday’s face"

"So many people so many different races So many tongues and religions came to be They couldn’t share the tower to the …"