"[to Pogue] Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and …"

"[about being chased my the cops] Oh, you wanna stop? That'll impress Harvard."

"[as he, Pogue, Tyler, and Caleb are about to drive over the cliff] Harry Potter can kiss my ass!"

"[to Reid, about their powers] What will it take for you to get it? It's addictive, you moron!"

"[about their powers] It's not right using it on each other, Caleb"

"[making a bet on the bar-maid] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve."

"[jumping off the cliff] Come on, Caleb. It's not like it's going to kill us. Yet."

"Kyra: [to Sarah] So, tell me. How does one go about getting into Spencer from a public?"

"Kate: [about spiders] They're all over the place here."

"I'm going to make you my weeyotch!"