"I'd like to introduce you to the hardest-workin' band in the world. On bass, Derek "Meatman" Scully. On piano, Steven…"

"Is this the band then? Betcha U2 are shittin' themselves."

"That's fuckin' blasphemy. Elvis wasn't a Cajun."

"Steve Clifford: [In the confessional] And there's these three girls with the band, I've had lustful thoughts about al…"

"Natalie Murphy: What do you think, Jimmy, they'll be eatin' chips out of our knickers?"

"Joey 'The Lips' Fagan: [to Dean] Are you doing what I told you? Are you thinking of that reed as a woman's nipple?"

"Robert Arkins - Jimmy Rabbitte"

"Andrew Strong - Deco Cuffe, Lead Vocals"

"Michael Aherne - Steven Clifford, Piano"

"Soul is the music people understand. Sure it's basic and it's simple. But it's something else 'cause, 'cause, 'cause …"