"Mr. Maryk, you may tell the crew for me that there are four ways of doing things aboard my ship: The right way, the w…"

"This is the captain speaking. Some misguided sailors on this ship still think they can pull a fast one on me. Well, t…"

"I suppose you're wondering why I called this meeting. As you all know we had an excellent dessert for dinner tonight:…"

"He was no different from any other officer in the ward room, they were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly…"

"The first thing you've got to learn about this ship is that she was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots."

"This is the engine room; to operate, all you need is any group of well-trained monkeys. 99 percent of everything we d…"

"Here. Listen to this: On the Caine it's required reading. "Article 184: It is conceivable that most unusual and extra…"

"There is no escape from the Caine, save death. We're all doing penance, sentenced to an outcast ship, manned by outca…"

"As big as the ocean!"

"Gentlemen, we'll be shipmates for a long time and I thought we ought to get acquainted. I've formed some good impress…"