"Edie Adams - Miss Olsen"

"On November 1, 1959, the population of New York City was 8,042,783. If you laid all these people end to end, figuring…"

"As for myself, I very often stay on at the office and work for an extra hour or two, especially when the weather is b…"

"Y'know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe. I mean shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a foot…"

"How could I be so stupid? You would think I should have learned by now. When you're in love with a married man you sh…"

"Why do people have to love people anyway?"

"Some people take, some people get took. And they know they're getting took and there's nothing they can do about it."

"I wonder how long it takes to get someone you're stuck on out of your system. They should invent a pump for that."

"Jack Lemmon - Calvin Clifford (C. C.) "Bud" Baxter"

"Fred MacMurray - Jeff D. Sheldrake"