"[to Shirley] Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's…"

"[to Felicia] That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock."

"Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding lik…"

"[to Felicia] It's funny. We all sit around mindlessly slagging off that vile stink-hole of a city. But in its own str…"

"[to Felicia] Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?"

"Terence Stamp - Bernadette Bassenger"

"Hugo Weaving - Anthony "Tick" Belrose/Mitzi Del Bra"

"Guy Pearce - Adam Whitely/Felicia Jollygoodfellow"

"Sarah Chadwick - Marion Barber"

"Mark Holmes - Benjamin "Benji" Barber"