"Winston Dennis — Bill/Albrecht"

"Reality? Your "reality", sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."

"And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I never hesitate strongly to…"

"Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands."

"Everyone who had a talent for it lived happily ever after."

"The King of the Moon: Cogito ergo est. I think, therefore you is."

"Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish?"

"The negative stories about the shoot that were turning up in the Hollywood press were coming, we found out later, fro…"

"The adults who should have been there to protect me were my parents, not you…[but] you can’t underestimate how in awe…"

"Jack Purvis — Jeremy/Gustavus"