"Charity ain’t giving people what you wants to give, It’s giving people what they need to get."

"I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs, a very endearing sight, I'm sure yo…"

"There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty findi…"

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness …"

"Everything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong."

"Suicide was against the law. Johnny had wondered why. It meant that if you missed, or the gas ran out, or the rope br…"

"'You're not going to die, are you sir?' he said. 'Of course I am. Everyone is. That's what being alive is all about.'"

"Perhaps, if you knew you were going to die, your senses crammed in as much detail as they could while they still had …"

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things …"

"The way to deal with an impossible task was to chop it down into a number of merely very difficult tasks, and break e…"