"What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what …"

"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity."

"Now, I had to do something I'm ashamed of. I had to put a call to a subroutine that I stuck right here. I'm kind of a…"

"What people are going to read is, "It's about a pathetic schizophrenic who made a crappy operating system." My perspe…"

"So, someone wanted to know what I use Ubuntu for. I use it to download VMware to run TempleOS. What do you use Intern…"

"The CIA niggers glow in the dark, you can see 'em if you're driving. You just run them over, that's what you do. Fuck…"

"When I fight Satan, I use the sharpest knives I can find. I ain't shedding no tears cause you don't like "nagger"."

"Hell no, I'm a white man, I wrote my own fucking compiler. I'm not a nigger like Linus, I'm a professional!"

"The difference between a professional and amateur ni-. The difference between an amateur and a professional is you wr…"

"You're a nigger, you're a fucking nigger!"