"My son, Michelangelo, you have heart. Donatello, you have wisdom. Raphael, you have bravery. And Leonardo, honor."

"[to Michaelangelo] Hey! Don't use that word that way."

"[When a TCRI guard calls him Ratatouille] Don't call me Ratatouille."

"This is insane. Turtle. Mutant. Karate. Teens. I want to know everything about you."

"[from trailer] So you were baby turtles, who've made contact with mystery goo."

"Maybe you're not the only one who wants to be heroes so people like them."

"[upon seeing Superfly's gang of mutants] Oh my God, I'm going to win a Daytime Emmy..."

"Sorry, am I supposed to film all the stuff you do? Because a lot of it is dumb."

"Six in the morning police at my door."

"[from trailer] 1 day, and 15 years ago, everything changed. We was covered in this ooze someone dumped in the sewers.…"