"[From Outtakes] (voice distorted from laughing gas) I sound like Barry White's illegtimate white grandson."

"I'm not a very good driver!"

"Ready to try and smoke you."

"Everyone has their weaknesses, okay! Superman has Kryptonite. Indiana Jones has snakes. You know? Whitney Houston has…"

"(voice distorted from laughing gas) Man, you stupid!"

"What you gonna do with the girl, but love her...and pay her!"

"Uh, I got a problem gettin' shot!"

"(to Andy) This is your unmarked car? A Daewoo? Man, I know people. I can't be seen in this thing. Open the door. I do…"

"That skank shot me."

"I remember savin' this one, I remember savin' this one. Oh, hey, Jesse!"