"There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist — the taxidermist leaves the hide."

"If you drive a car, I'll tax the street, If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat, If you get too cold, I'll tax the hea…"

"Donald Trump did it again, totally reversing himself, claiming that he will reverse the cap on state and local deduct…"

"Red sky at night, sailors' delight. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning."

"In Tenedos I met by accident, two French Merchants of Marseills, intending for Constantinople, who had lost their shi…"

"I fear thee, ancyent Marinere! I fear thy skinny hand; And thou art long and lank and brown As is the ribb’d Sea-sand."

"Where lies the land to which the ship would go? Far, far ahead, is all her seamen know. And where the land she travel…"

"O well for the fisherman’s boy, That he shouts with his sister at play! O well for the sailor lad, That he sings in h…"

"A Shipman was ther, woning fer by weste: For aught I woot, he was of Dertemouthe. He rood up-on a rouncy, as he couth…"

"I want to dedicate this award to the director of intimacy . Thank you for your existence in our industry, for making …"