"Oh, Sammy, what's the use? Mr. Boogey Man, King of Blood they used to call me. Marx Brothers make you laugh, Garbo ma…"

"You know what they call my films today? Camp! High camp!"

"[watching the audience seeing his movie] Strange not getting any reaction, isn't it?"

"[Bobby Thompson cowers before him] Is that what I was afraid of?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I'd like to leave you with a little story to think about as you drive home... t…"

"[typed out in letter] TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: It is now 11.40 am. My wife is still asleep but when she wakes up, I am…"

"[to the police] Hardly ever missed, did I?"

"All the good movies have been made."

"I just killed my wife and my mother. I know they'll get me. But before that, many more will die..."

"TARGETS are people...and you could be one of them!"